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25 September 2016 @ 05:15 pm
Title: Saying it with Stationery
Challenge: post-its
Team: Spying for the Order
Words: 4 x 100
Rating: G
Characters: Severus & Hermione
AN: Fluff warning


He found his book in the staffroom, where he'd forgotten it. Then he saw the odious yellow note stuck, yes, stuck to the cover.

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Current Mood: optimisticoptimistic
 
 
23 September 2016 @ 02:00 am
Title: Post-It Note Love
Challenge: post-its
Team: A Spy for FireFeathers
Words: 100
Rating: G
Char.s: Severus
ANs: The title comes from an oldish memory of Hell Week, wherein some dormmates wrote a little composition called 'Napkin Note Love,' dedicated to our dining hall manager. Everybody got a kick out of it, and I dearly wish I had a copy, but alas! I have not. All I have is this little bit of fluff to offer.


• • • • • •

He found the first post-it when he groped for his glasses in the morning: I. He puzzled over it: A Roman numeral? A cryptic reminder Hermione expected him to understand? She did that sometimes, forgetting their age and cultural gaps.

The second was plastered on the mirror in the bathroom: WILL. Alarmed, Severus reviewed his wife's behaviour; she wasn't ill, was she, that she needed a will? He showered, still troubled.

MISS was stuck to the kettle.

YOU. on the front door knob.

Smiling inwardly, Severus tucked the notes in his sleeve. He'd miss her, too, until she returned tomorrow.
 
 
18 September 2016 @ 10:42 pm
Dear GrangerSnape100-

Week 36 Results, Week 37 Challenge

The Death Eaters win with 10, Order got 0.

We got art!

This week's challenge:

Member eoforyth has suggested a challenge using post it notes.  Post-it notes can be the 3M or other knock off product, and can be magically enhanced.

The “post-it notes challenge” is in the tag drop down list.

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Member Toblass has asked me to inform all of you of sshg_hub group.  Do get over there and join.  It's the newly revamped and formerly known as sshg_newbies comm.

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Don't forget to archive your work at the GrangerSnape100 archive at the Petulant Poetess.  LJ stinks as a fic archive, and putting your work in a real archive will allow non GS100 members to enjoy them.  You will also get more and different reviews.

http://www.thepetulantpoetess.com/categories.php?catid=57&parentcatid=57

You can also post your drabbles to FFN as an independent post.  FFN has no categories for SS/HG or drabbles.

Cross posting is always allowed.

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18 September 2016 @ 06:27 pm

Title: Not Alone

Team Name: Death Eaters

Rating: G

Challenge: St Mungo's

Characters: Hermione and Severus

Medium: Poser and Gimp

Summary: After the final battle, Hermione goes to St Mungo's with the wounded and the dead.  After watching more of her friends succomb to their injuries, she goes to the quiet room to contemplate her place in the world.  LIttle does she know that one of the suspected dead is alive and watching over her.

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12 September 2016 @ 08:24 pm
Dear GrangerSnape100-

Week 35 Results, Week 36 Challenge

The Death Eaters win with 200, Order got 0.

I got suggestions in the suggestion box.  Thank you!

This week's challenge:

Member too_dle_oo has suggested a settings challenge of St. Mungo’s.

The “st mungos challenge” is in the tag drop down list.

Mod Spam –

Member Toblass has asked me to inform all of you of sshg_hub group.  Do get over there and join.  It's the newly revamped and formerly known as sshg_newbies comm.

http://sshg_hub.livejournal.com/81732.html

Mod Spam - ARCHIVE

Don't forget to archive your work at the GrangerSnape100 archive at the Petulant Poetess.  LJ stinks as a fic archive, and putting your work in a real archive will allow non GS100 members to enjoy them.  You will also get more and different reviews.

http://www.thepetulantpoetess.com/categories.php?catid=57&parentcatid=57

You can also post your drabbles to FFN as an independent post.  FFN has no categories for SS/HG or drabbles.

Cross posting is always allowed.

Mod Spam- ART

We allow art on GS100 now based on the weekly challenges or as illustrations to other challenge posts.


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The Dark Mod
DE Second Class
 
 
 
08 September 2016 @ 07:33 am
Title: Snape in the City
Challenge: Crossover
Team: Death-Eaters
Words: 100 x 5
Rating: G, though I now see I missed an obvious opportunity here.
Characters: Hermione, Severus, and the four Sex in the City women
A/N: My contrary mind. I started this as a total joke, only to watch it spring--terrible, fully formed--onto the virtual page. If you have never watched the show, the bit with the Post-it Note really happened in one episode.

-o0o-

Between the pulse-pounding music and the spotlights weaving over the dance floor, Snape was sure he would come away from this disco with a pounding headache. He looked to Hermione, but she was still deep in conversation with the elderly witch they had come here to meet.

The blowsy blonde, introduced as Carrie, reached over the table and delicately touched Snape’s cravat. “Dolce and Gabanna, right? Wasn't 2003 a seminal year for menswear, Severus?”

Her gaze was direct, her smile alluring, yet her two inebriated friends, Charlotte and Miranda, were sharing a private smirk. It was not to be borne.

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Current Mood: embarrassedembarrassed
 
 
06 September 2016 @ 03:26 pm
Title: Three Strikes, You're In
Challenge: batches of three
Team: A Spy for BlackCloaks
Words: 100x9
Rating: NC-17 (to be on the safe side)
Char.s: Hermione, Severus
ANs: Started this when the challenge was fresh, but then had to funnel the energies into my smutfest fic.


• • • • • •

Bad things, it was said, came in threes. In Severus's experience, bad things came in thirteens over the course of forty-eight hours. Three was a positive holiday. So he accepted Wednesday's trio of mishaps with relative— relative, mind you —equanimity.

Friday's were a different kettle of fish.

A botched potion scorched his hair to an impossible two inches.

A student dropped her broom; he tripped and landed nose first in Professor Granger's cleavage.

Peeves swept through the halls with a set of knives— knives! —leaving him standing red-faced in front of Granger with a mere scrap to salvage his dignity.

•••


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06 September 2016 @ 02:34 am
Title: Three Little Words
Team: Death Eaters
Challenge: Flip Your Style
Rating: PG13?
Word Count: 600
Summary: Someone really should have listened to him about how dangerous she could be.

Author's Note: I really hope this posts okay, as it's 2:30 am and I am doing this entirely on my phone. I know it's late for last week but I was inspired. Please note, I usually write fluff and smut and this is a flip challenge.



THREE LITTLE WORDS:

Severus sat on the hospital bed, thinking.

Really, someone should have listened to him years ago about Hermione Granger. They should have listened when she set a professor on fire. Or cheated her way into the restricted section. Or drugged her fellow students and brewed a restricted potion.

Or perhaps when she had trapped a woman in a jar and blackmailed her. Or freed a convicted felon by manipulating time itself. Or undermined the "headmistress"...or set the centaurs upon her.

At the very least, he was certain someone should have listened to him about Hermione Granger at some point.

~~

The charms hovered over the Minister for Magic's still form and Severus feathered his thumb over her hand. Outside the walls of St Mungo's, the Wizarding World was preparing to mourn.

After all, Hermione had done great things after Voldemort's fall.

She had turned her intellect to law, to the Ministry. She had risen and taken Potter with her. She had gotten McGonagall's backing, and worked her way into Severus's life before he had realized it, and promptly married him after she had set Weasley up with Helga Higgenwelf.

Severus smoothed her silver hair back. It wouldn't be long now.

~~

Hermione Granger had kept her last name, and had been the longest-standing Minister in history. She had done great things for the Wizarding World. She had distracted her strategically-minded school beau by introducing him to the owner's daughter of the Chudley Cannons.

Weasley had wed the girl and the Cannons were top of the league.

Severus had assisted Potter at Hermione's request, and the boy was now passable enough to lead the MLE.

He and Hermione had even had three children together; talented, hardworking children with social connections, money, and their parents' intelligence.

He should have guessed then.

~~

Severus watched her chest rise and fall. He would miss her, truly. He would miss the twisted streak in her that had drawn him in. He would miss their life together.

But soon Hermione would be gone, and the nation would mourn and her friends would weep and she would be immortalized in statue and tome forevermore, the heroine who had reshaped their world.

For the greater good, of course, and he had helped.

Their children waited outside. Hufflepuffs all, and as loved as their mother was. Severus had raised them himself, mostly, as she had been working a lot.

~~

Someone really should have listened to Severus about Hermione Granger. The girl had been dangerous as a student, reaching into the dark in search of knowledge yet never going too far.

As a Minister, as his wife, he had aided her in those endeavors behind closed and warded doors.

The Wizarding World would never know how close she had tread to the dark, what deals she had wrought that had given them peace and prosperity for wizards and magical creatures all, just that she had done it.

But she had gone too far. He had regrettably had to stop her.

~~

Their children were loyal, yes, but more so to him than to her. They would never once suspect what he had done. After all, the poison was unknown, Severus's own creation. Untraceable, deadly, and kind. Hermione would never feel pain as she passed.

The Wizarding world wouldn't think it of him, either. He had played his role as dutiful, quiet spouse all these years.

Severus listened to her breath catch, felt her pulse stop.

He rose, prepared to play the grieving widower. He would miss her.

If only she hadn't said she loved him, Hermione Granger might still be alive.
 
 
05 September 2016 @ 05:25 pm
Dear GrangerSnape100-

Week 34 Results, Week 35 Challenge

The Death Eaters win with 100, Order got 30.

We got some really fab art and lots of lovely angst!

Happy Labor Day!

I need suggestions in the suggestion box.

This week's challenge:

This week we are doing a crossover challenge. By crossover you write SS/HG into another story, or insert them into another universe such as comics, movies, TV, etc.

The “crossover challenge” is in the tag drop down list.

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Member Toblass has asked me to inform all of you of sshg_hub group.  Do get over there and join.  It's the newly revamped and formerly known as sshg_newbies comm.

http://sshg_hub.livejournal.com/81732.html

Mod Spam - ARCHIVE

Don't forget to archive your work at the GrangerSnape100 archive at the Petulant Poetess.  LJ stinks as a fic archive, and putting your work in a real archive will allow non GS100 members to enjoy them.  You will also get more and different reviews.

http://www.thepetulantpoetess.com/categories.php?catid=57&parentcatid=57

You can also post your drabbles to FFN as an independent post.  FFN has no categories for SS/HG or drabbles.

Cross posting is always allowed.

Mod Spam- ART

We allow art on GS100 now based on the weekly challenges or as illustrations to other challenge posts.


Droxy
The Dark Mod
DE Second Class
 
 
04 September 2016 @ 04:07 pm
Title: First Kiss, Peanuts Style
Team: Spies
Rating: G
Word Count: Er... There are three of 'em on this page? Should I put 97 more in this header so that I meet the rules?
Challenge: Flip Your Style!
Disclaimer: I can't draw.
Note: I write silly things about Severus's sassy mum and house-elf canoodling, so a true flip would be for me to write something serious. Which terrifies me. So a different kind of flip for me is this attempt at visual mimicry and transposition. I blame akatnamedeaster's recent art challenge for giving me the idea to draw a bit. Also... you should recognize toblass's Crooks and Books here (sans Crookshanks, of course, since... I can't draw a cat).

 
 
 
04 September 2016 @ 03:05 pm
Title: The Happiest Hols
Team: Death Eaters
Challenge: Flip Your Style
Rating: PG-13
Medium: Poser and Pixelmater
Summary: I don't normally do sweet without a little porny bite to it. AND I HAD TO FORCE MYSELF NOT TO DO IT!!!! So sweet. And Christmas, because my insane 4 year old has been wishing me Happy Christmas all week (who knows why? I sure don't).

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04 September 2016 @ 03:54 pm
Title: The Maltese Hippogryff, Part Two
Team: DEs
Challenge: Flip Your Style
Rating: PG
Length: 4 X 100
Summary: Because I and my friends are gluttons for punishment, I've written more. You really shouldn't encourage me.

Flipping POVs as well.


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Current Mood: sillysilly
 
 
04 September 2016 @ 02:36 pm
Title: The Maltese Hippogryff, Part One
Team: DEs
Challenge: Flip Your Style
Rating: PG
Length: 4 X 100
Summary: This is a great challenge, but I was at a loss. I've done angst, comedy, smut, HEA UHEA, UST and PWP here, so what could I flip? Then I asked myself, what if I made Hermione a femme fatale and Severus a Humphrey Bogart character?

This is the answer. I think you will agree, I shouldn't quit my day job. SSHG drama in the style of Raymond Chandler.



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Current Location: Steampunk Library
Current Mood: sillysilly
Current Music: Watching The Detectives - Elvis Costello
 
 
01 September 2016 @ 08:43 pm
Title: His Robes
Team: Death Eaters
Rating: G
Word Count: Worth a thousand, so they say...
Challenge: Flip Your Style
Disclaimer: Just messin'
Note: I usually draw pretty light-hearted, cartoony stuff, so here is some gosh-darn semi-realistic ANGST!

 
 
Current Location: back patio
Current Mood: hungryhungry
Current Music: crickets
 
 
01 September 2016 @ 02:11 pm
Title: Chibis
Team: Phoenix-lovers
Art Count: 1
Rating: G
Challenge: Flip
Characters: HG, SS
ANs: Can't say I never do art, but I almost never do HGSS chibis, so here you go! Just a little doodle from the archives.