calmTitle: Wedded Bliss
Rating: G
Length: 100ish for the order
challenge: mishmash of a couple.
AN: I relish a challenge. I picked a couple of random prompts that would seem difficult for me to write without getting dark and ran with it.
“Absolutely not.”
“Why not?!”
“I hate him.”
“Hate is a strong word.”
“All the same, I find him disagreeable to the point of aggravation.”
“Severus, he's important to me.”
“This does not mean I must roll out the red carpet for him.”
“All I want is for you to be civil...He's my best friend!”
“Best friend or not, I will not give him special treatment!”
“I'm not asking you to give him any special treatment, just be fair to him!”
“Hermione, I am a very fair man for just putting up with him.”
“You are intolerable sometimes!”
“And you are incorrigible all the time. The ruddy cat sleeps on the ruddy floor!.”
“...Crookshanks hates you.”
“The feeling is mutual.”
